I haaakh a laugh at those who think they know my craft 
I bet they smirk and wink and scheme at stuff I make 
without an ounce of clue on what it takes to bake this graft.

And while they sample tasty makes 
they pick out shprinkles my mistakes and point and say AAHHAA! 
Not knowing laid were they to snuff out haters, bait for play.

I give no faaakhs on what they say
For 20 staff would work four days 
To match the course of bricks I lay for half the pay;
Just to taste the sweet embrace of knowledge chased..